DRAFT · [DRAFT] Route Planning
MILE 000
FMAA · EST. 2027
FMAA
FUELMEH ACROSS AMERICA
Your favorite
roadside
distraction.
50 STATES · NO REPEATS · ONE HELL OF A STORY
WORTH THE STOP
The journey begins January 11, 2027
100DAYS
17HRS
30MIN
25SEC
MILE000
The origin
THIS STARTED WITH A BLOW JOB.
Well… technically, a question about one.
One ridiculous question started it all:
“How far across America could I get giving blow jobs for gas money?”
That became BJAA: Blow Jobs Across America.
Was it outrageous? Yep.
Was it supposed to become a business? Absolutely fucking not.
But underneath the joke was something real:
What if I just went?
What if I stopped waiting for the perfect time, packed up the car, crossed America, met strangers, chased roadside weirdness and documented whatever happened along the way?
The joke evolved. The vision didn't.
BJAA became FMAA: FuelMeh Across America.
And now we're going to find out how far one ridiculous idea can actually go.
EVERYTHING STARTS SOMEWHERE.
MEET BOOBOO MILE500
The journey
50 STATES. NO REPEATS.
CURRENT LOCATION
NOT ON THE ROAD YET
LAUNCH
01 · 11 · 2027
STATES COMPLETED
0 / 50
MILES TRAVELED
0
WORTH THE STOPS
0
ROAD DAYS
0
50 states · live tracker
The whole country. Still untouched.
Unvisited Planned Current Completed
Completed states will become clickable journey archives.
MILE1200
Worth the Stop
EVERY STATE GETS ONE.
50 STATES · 50 STOPS · 50 STORIES
Every state gets exactly one official FMAA Worth the Stop — Cassandra's personal pick. Could be a roadside attraction, a weird landmark, a small-town restaurant, an artist, a stranger with a story. Not based on ratings. Based on whether it's actually worth pulling over for.
STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
The first Worth the Stop will be chosen on the road.
Know somewhere worth pulling over for? Nominate it below.
MILE1700
The bucket list
THINGS BOOBOO HAS TO DO.
Experiences, weird detours, strange destinations. BooBoo keeps a running list of what has to happen on the road — some are planned, some are just rumours of a place, some are suggested by you. Items move through Not Yet → On the Route → Done, and completed ones hook back into the state they belong to.
LIST STARTS SOON
BooBoo is still writing the bucket list. Suggest something to go on it below.
MILE2100
Pre-trip log
FIELD NOTES · PRE-TRIP
DRAFT · [DRAFT] Preparing the Sentra
DRAFT · [DRAFT] Building FMAA
MILE3000
Get involved
DON'T JUST FOLLOW THE ROAD.
BECOME PART OF IT.
MEET BOOBOO
Live meetups land on the route. RSVP to be the first to know.
MILE3800
Roadside drops
DROPS FROM THE ROAD
Tucumcari Field Cap
$42
Tucumcari Roadside Journal
$28
Tucumcari Roadmark Patch
$18
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Fuel the journey
KEEP THE SENTRA MOVING.
MILE4900
The long road
THIS IS BIGGER THAN A ROAD TRIP.
FMAA is proof that where you've been doesn't have to decide where you're going.
Healing
Creativity
Second chances
Community
Connection
Freedom
more to come
MILE5000
The horizon